http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhfcdQf1QA

http://www.nuts-berry.com/customflyer.html
http://www.beatyourtruck.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46175

I want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just needs a pair of PADDLES.....

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

http://palin4president2012.blogspot.com/

Not sure what's the bgger joke, her, or her supporters.


Speaking of Palin supporters, listening to them will make you feel a lot smarter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7 ... r_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9CEPP2SrE

I think I just found my new Hobby shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozX24VxC8NA

So your cat like to lick your face? You sure you want them to do that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71r6Qc0X ... re=related

Crash I didn't know you had a cat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dt9HRif8g&NR=1

This was funny as hell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o&feature=related

when the shocker just doesn't cut it any more..... time to pull out


















































































































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> THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
>
> They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
>

URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings>Enable Webcam>Record Movie>post to status updates.

SIX SHORT STORIES BY MEN



ONE

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."

He said, "No, just taking a poopie."




TWO

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.




THREE

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your azz but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."




FOUR

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."



FIVE

I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth-floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"




SIX

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her azz, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't watch the same movies.