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Author:  I B RACIN [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:20 am ]
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How the fight started..........
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot



as a Christmas gift.



The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.



When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the



gift I bought you last year!"



And that's how the fight started.....



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My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"



I replied "Dust".



And that's how the fight started.....

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.



She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel



horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a



compliment.'



The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'



And that's how the fight started.....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming



anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200


in about 3 seconds.



I bought her a scale.


And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'



It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.



'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.



So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'



And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were


in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'



'No,' she answered.



I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'



She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'



So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'



And that's when the fight started....


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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.


Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer


would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my



order first.



'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'



He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'



'Nah, she can order for herself.'



And that's when the fight started.....
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Author:  edge540 [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:16 pm ]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Author:  I B RACIN [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:16 pm ]
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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Author:  I B RACIN [ Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:30 pm ]
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The Bathtub Test



During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Author:  needs2hunt [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:48 pm ]
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http://www.wimp.com/fishshoot/
Author:  edge540 [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:58 pm ]
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Oh hell yea! 50 rounds per second.... I need one of these mounted in my dually! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Author:  rccrawlking [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:39 am ]
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some funny vids;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSgLjBZu ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY7lBw28 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHC8F6jQ ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq6u7Ft2gU0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_fcE85Bs9A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNcIneYD ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxV4uVn ... re=related
Author:  edge540 [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:40 am ]
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WARNING TO ALL MEN

Female predators are using a date drug called BLOW JOBS to lure men into SCAMS called RELATIONSHIPS. Dont fall for this! :shock:
Author:  I B RACIN [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:56 pm ]
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damm it.... :rofl:
Author:  I B RACIN [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm1r3d2Qw4&feature=related
Author:  I B RACIN [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:21 pm ]
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not so much funny but cool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3asSdngzLs&feature=related
Author:  Dude [ Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:45 pm ]
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BMW vs AUDI ad series.

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BMW started it off with this ad in a magazine

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Audi promptly responded with this comeback

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Subaru, not wanting to be left out of the party, ran this one

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But they were all trumped

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Author:  notagain [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:05 am ]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Author:  needs2hunt [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:43 pm ]
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show them to me!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg ... L&index=31


Dear penis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez0oL5W ... re=related
Author:  I B RACIN [ Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:45 pm ]
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REPOST BUT NEW TO SOME.. Turn up the sound for this dyno pull.

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/This-is-the-best-dyno-you_128344.htm
Author:  I B RACIN [ Fri May 15, 2009 6:29 pm ]
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good stuff..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJBmQsIJjx8&feature=popular
Author:  needs2hunt [ Sat May 16, 2009 11:08 pm ]
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not safe for work ... :party: :party: :party:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtFktPCw ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OseV3W0E ... re=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBx1w-Ej ... re=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKHsozq2 ... re=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwzfraxi ... re=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRAzyQk_ ... re=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqFkJ4V ... re=channel
Author:  needs2hunt [ Sun May 17, 2009 4:11 pm ]
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Image

and how many of you would show this pictures to your wife's???
Author:  wheelinjp [ Sun May 17, 2009 4:57 pm ]
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needs2hunt wrote:
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and how many of you would show this pictures to your wife's???



I showed it to mine(I only have one wifes though larry) and she laughed. :thumbsup: :rofl: she is different than most though.
Author:  needs2hunt [ Sun May 17, 2009 7:25 pm ]
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yea i showed mine.. and she also just laughed...
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